Saturday, December 13, 2008

Does your earring?

So I have been thinking about my Dad a lot lately (for those who don't know, my dad passed away around 8 years ago). I'm not sure why he's been in the front of my thoughts...it is probably just that there have been a lot of reminders around because of election time, the Christmas season, I've been playing a lot of Mariokart (a game we used to play until 3AM), I am currently drinking out of one of those frozen mugs (he always froze, and shattered, glasses in our freezer), and so on.

Speaking of Mariokart, here is who my Dad was all of those late nights while I spanked him at nintendo...

Who picks Wario? Seriously, of all the characters, Wario? But for some reason I think my Dad identified with him.

The funny part is that every single time he asked me if I wanted to play Mariokart, the dialogue would go exactly like this:

Dad: Nate, Wanna race?
Me: Dad, its 1:00AM
Dad: Come on, just a round of four...
Nate: Dad it always turns into more.
Dad: Remember how I pay for your car insurance.
Nate: It's a school night.
Dad: Turn it on, I'll go get me a Coke.
Nate: Are you sure you want to do this to yourself?
Dad: You're going down.
--45 races later...
Nate: I told you so Dad.
Dad: Let's just do four more...Nate?
Nate: (walking downstairs)

While there is some Wario resemblance, here is what my Dad really looked like (on the left...in case you couldn't tell):

This is the last picture that I have of my Dad (from my wedding, around a year before he died). My Dad always told me that my youth and good looks could never compete with his money and power (when we would argue who could better pick up on chicks). Now that I am older and wiser, I must say that I see the wisdom in his statement, and I agree.

Lately, I have been noticing more and more that have picked up a lot of my Dad's weirdness. I'll give one example:

No one was more fun than my dad at Christmas. He was as excited as any 8 year old kid on any given year. I am much the same. And because of that, he had a bunch of funky habits...all of which I have gladly picked up. I'm glad my wife lets me carry on with some of these things. For example, my Dad was funny about Christmas shopping. And my wife knows that I love to Christmas shop. So every year she saves some of it for me, even if she is in a position to get it done more efficiently (although I think deep down she knows --just like my mom did-- that if she didn't leave any, I would shop anyway and double up the budget--like my dad probably did most years).

*** Man Cave side note: It is acceptable for a man to love to Christmas shop as this is clearly distinguished from a love of shopping in general. A love of a limited list of other forms of shopping are also acceptable, such as: shopping for guns, motorcycles, sporting equipment, etc.

*** end side note.

I could name more weirdness that I have, but you'd have to know my Dad in order to think it was funny...hence, I will refrain from boring you.

So in tribute to my Dad, we are going to play a game in the Man Cave. This was a running game in my family for over 15 years (I think it may only be funny when you're really tired--or when someone thinks of a PG-13 or better combo). The title of this post gives any and all explanation necessary, but I'll start us off with one more. Hey Man Cave stalkers...Does your belt buckle?

P.S. I'll be real disappointed in my family if they don't start shooting these off without even thinking about it.

28 comments:

Unknown said...

Does your Belley Button

Nate said...

Does your toe nail?

Unknown said...

Does your Ear Drum?

Linda Barton said...

Does your lip stick?

Is your con-dum?(new one since I'm older now)

Doey your eye brow?

Does your neck tie?

Linda Barton said...

I've been thinking about dad more than usual too. Our dad could shop like a woman. (no offense to his manliness) My favorite was when he said "come on..let me take you shopping" Reluctantly, I'd agree =) "We're ONLY going to Nordstrom, if you can't find it there, you don't need it." "ok, dad"
Remember how Men's Warehouse sent him a HUGE wreath to his funeral?
...good times...

Does your knee cap?

Nate said...

Does you dog bone?

--I can keep this up all day.

Linda Barton said...

No pun intended?



Does your milk shake?

Unknown said...

I must be getting old it is getting harder for me....

Does your toilet Bowl

Nate said...

Where's our other siblings, and other Cave stalkers?

I can still remember where I was when Dad cracked this on off...

Does your hor~mone?

Anonymous said...

does your ho-tel?

does your Dr. Pepper?

does your tongue depresser?

does your leg warmer?(80's child)

does your penis envy? (sorry)

Nate said...

Good ones Brent...the answer to all of those of course it yes.

Does you Man-which?

Does your Heidi-ho? (mine won't)

Does your net-work?

Unknown said...

Does your water soften-her (I know its a streach)


Does your Monkey Wrench

and for the modern era

Does your Blog Post

Does your Face Book

Linda Barton said...
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Anonymous said...

This one is for you Nate

Does your Man Cave?

Nate said...

That can be taken many ways.

here's my streach, along the lines of Dave's: Does your pooper scooper

Does your soda pop?

Does your nun chuck?

Anonymous said...

Does your body spray?

Jared said, does your Ipod touch?

does your log jam?

does your home run?

is your touch down?

does your tic-toc

Nate said...

Jared's mixing it up (and with a good one)...the game has spanned a 3rd generation. It's touching.

Deb said...

I am building a house so here is my one track mind.

Does your sheet rock?
Is your cup board?
Does your light switch?

And just for Nate
Does your fence post?
(It does, I saw it!)

Nate said...

Construction ones...hmm

Does your switch box?
Does your heat vent?

Deb said...

So Julie is here with me telling me a story about Braxton's friend's uncle. They were talking about fishing and he said that he was a master baiter.

Then he asked if your brother Jack was riding a horse and he was scared, would you go help Jack off the horse?

That made Julie think of dad :)

Linda Barton said...

I hope Braxton isn't spending "alone time" with this uncle!

Here's one for Brent(electrical humor)

Does your 20amp breaker?

(not for Brent)...Does your air conditioning condenser?

Jeremy said...

Does your trailer trash?

Does your wood chuck?

Does your foot rest?

Nate said...

woo-hoo! We extended the game outside of the family. With Jeremy in the game, I'll go with some law-related ones:

Does your dicta~phone?
(that should count for more since you can take it 3-ways)

Does your partner~ship?

Does your jury box?

Break out the latin:
Does your ad hoc?

Does your ad nauseam?

Is your annus horribilis?

Does your pro se?

(and I thought of a lot of funny ones that I won't say here...hint: think of the word for graduating with honors)

Linda Barton said...

Hmmm...law-related ones

Does your atty charge $250 an hour and you get silly bills that say re-read letter concerning Barton acct, I mean does your wife need a new pair of shoes and handbag? (oh wait, that doesn't work...hmmm)

Does your shoe-string budget? (that's for me)

Linda Barton said...

Merry Christmas Nate and fam...we miss you!!! Did your kids get the presents?

Anonymous said...

this was inspired by Braxton's friends uncle...

Does your sex offender?

Deb said...

Brent, you win on that last one. Hands down.

Nate said...

Deb's totally right. I've thought of a bunch more. Most of them are mildly funny. But none of them top that.