The point of this post though is that I was thinking today about how I would probably pay up to two-thousand dollars to not have to deal with this. And I couldn't possibly be alone in that sentiment. People even pay for these kinds of things for their dogs. There must be a demand, and there must be some dollar amount people are willing to pay for high-end potty training. So I ask you, why has capitalism not provided for a solution? Why is there not a potty training academy that I can sign my kid up for...and expect results in as little as a week? I am sure that there are quick and efficient methods. I am also sure that these methods would be impossible to implement by people on the go. Hence the need for pee-pee school.
It will take some time for me to get over this indiscretion of capitalism. The invisible hand has cramped up. Maybe it was distracted, but that is no excuse when profits are on the line.
--P.S. I thought about the possibility that daycare fulfills this need for some...but it is not nearly focused enough to match my envisioned institutional learning facillity, and its high-end potty curriculum.
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If you lived in Chicago there actually is a service.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25057503/
Capitalism didn't fail you, Texas did.
hmmm...
While intriguing, I'm not sure that crazy-looking lady is fitting into my vision because it says parents have to reinforce it for the next 3 days. I don't want that kind of effort. I can potty train my kids in 3-days by myself, and for free.
Mom put Tyler on the *potty train*. After I had Jason, she watched the kids and told Ty he needed to stop wearing diapers and be a big boy(why didn't I think of that). I'm not sure why, but disappointing grandma was way worse that going pee pee in diapers. Flying her out would be pretty cheap. Although it does not fit the "governments responsibility of raising our kids", it still takes parental responsibility out of the picture. Just a thought.
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